Hello!

[Holothuria the Sea Cucumber]

Hello all! I registered now so I can have a picture and everything.

Most of you probably don't know me because I'm not on land much. My name is Holothuria, but all my friends say Holly. I work as plankton-tickler in the Lard, just outside Oxfat. Which means I'm probably not as wise and learned as you guys, but as my forefish always says, it's a very important work too. If the plankton isn't tickled properly, it gets grumpy, and there is nothing worse for a river than grumpy plankton!! But I enjoy reading Tolkien.

Pseudo, does our date still stand? I hope so, because I really like you very much!!!

Yours in love,
Holly

[Pseudonymus]

Hello! Oh, yes, our date definitely still stands. I was just mentioning you in "I love Heckie" thread in Announcements. Love is in the air these days, which can only be good for FATS' image and merchandise sales. And nothing can be more romantic than that!That's why Tolkien said: "Cash or kudos."

Let's meet at the Fishtank. I'll be bringing a bouquet of algae.

PS. Have you thought of applying for the position of Press Secretary?

[Pseudonymus]

Hello! Oh yes, the date is still very much on. I was just mentioning you in the "Heckie" thread, as a matter of fact. Love is very much in the air these days, which can only be good for FATS' image and sales of merchandise. And nothing can be more romantic than that! As Tolkien says: "Cash or kudos."

Let's meet tonight at the Fishtank. I'll be bringing a bouquet of algae.

[Horus Engels]

I hope your little love tryst went well? I didn't want to intrude, so I have waited until now to post my welcome, dear Holoturnia. Tell me, did you have a sister called Calpurnia?

[Holothuria the Sea Cucumber]

Oooh, Pseudo! That was such a romantic date. Will you come over and introduce yourself to my parents for free, or does that cost extra?

[Pseudonymus]

Oh, no charge! Bu I hope you don't mind if I ask your parents if they want to donate globs of dough to the Academy.

I don't regret anything that happened on our date.

[Horus Engels]

Holothuria, perhaps you would be interested in taking some of my classes? I teach one course called "Humans suck air" which I am rue you would find engrossing.